The five day winter circuit party hits Maspalomas for a sun-soaked glitter cannon of hot beats and hot men!
Winter is the new summer. So throw down your snow shovels! Put that cashmere scarf back on the shelf at Selfridges. No! Put it down! NO…PUT. IT. DOWN. And walk away slowly. You won’t need it. Because…it’s Together Festival at Maspalomas! Sun! Sea! Sangria! Sex! Sweat! Scones? No. Well maybe scones but that’s not why…never mind, forget we said scones. We ruined it. Sorry.
ANYWAY yes, Together Festival is coming to the gorgeous little indo-European, clarrion, azure watered resort. It runs for five days from 4th to 8th December, complete with seven huge parties, and fifteen (FIFTEEN) internationally renowned bangin’ DJ’s.
On day one, it’s off to a rick-rolling sunblock-soaked start with the Papa Hero opening party. There are three DJs playing, and we would shag any of them. First there’s Steven Redant, a rugged silver fox type with a cheeky grin. Then sexily fuzzy Marco Martini with eyebrows on fleek (yep, “on fleek” is officially a thing now, ever since Wendy Williams starting saying it #howyoudoin). And lastly it’s DJ Suri, who’s sex in a tank top.
Day 2 they’ve preheated the oven for 220 degrees for the CAKE BEACH PARTY. Shove it in and watch it rise! With full-time party girl Ana Paula, who looks camp as knickers, and Ivan Gomez spinning tunes until god knows when.
The salacious sun-soaked insanity continues over the next few days, before the closing pool party on December 8th, with DJ icon MK Lucy, ripple-abbed partyboy Samy Jo, and superstar deck spinner Andrei Stan. Wet and wild! You might lose your sunglasses! You might lose your swimming trunks! You might lose the plot!
If you like undulating seas of musclebound men hugging each other, smiling perfect Colgate smiles, and sipping cocktails whilst gyrating to house music, THIS is the place to be. If you don’t like that, feel free to sit in your flatshare in Bethnal Green eating an Iceland meal for one and watching old episodes of Sex & The City. Your choice.
• Together Festival is from December 4th – 8th, more info and tickets at together-festival.com