Obviously, everyone in the world heard that Adele made a comeback, because all y’all faves just got saturated in south London shit. Soz. She said “Hello” to her fans and BYE to every competitor. Another full-force belter that sent every single twentysomething into a blubbering mess and reaching for the repeat/buy single button. Good stuff Ads, we expect nothing less from a singer with that level of talent! There’s no one else we’d rather sit in, binge on pizza and all day and cry to. Bible.
So PCD export Kaya Jones has been blowing up stateside, with a new album The Chrystal Neria out now. After big shows in Vegas, Jones is making sure people know her name as a powerful solo artist with big vocals, eccentric shows and the not-so-subtle lyrics “you don’t have to be a porn star to be a pop star”… Hmm, we can’t imagine which former doll that’s about – MEOW!
Aside from playing AHS’s Countess (aka, every gays Halloween costume this year), Gaga is back in the studio and hopefully not recording some naff jazzy bore. According to rumours she’s working again with RedOne and potentially even Elton! Watch out, she’s coming to suck the life out of you via your speakers. Finally! Girl been making us wait for this like a dial-up connection.
Little Mix are showing no signs of giving up their All-American-Good-Girl-Teenie-Bopper-Appeal with new sassy single ‘OMG’. The girls released a sneak preview on their IG, and admittedly it sounds totes as catchy as all their shit does. But are we wrong for wishing they’d get a drug addiction, a couple of DUIs and release something relatable to the hot mess generation? Because we KNOW they’re capable. *Await Perie’s controversial breakdown*.
We’ve also heard Rita Ora will be on Sigma’s new track, because it’s the only place she isn’t right now