CLUBS & EVENTS
Clam Jam at Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High St, E8 2PB. 9pm-2:30am. Free. The Premiere Thursday night for lesbians and their gay boyfriends.
G-A-Y Porn Idol at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 10pm – 5am. Amateur strip night with £100 prize money! To enter email info@g-a-y.co.uk TONIGHT: guest judge Bianca Del Rio.
Gravity at Fire Lightbox Entrance, South Lambeth Road, SW8 1RT. 1am-8am (Thursday night/Friday morning). £5 with concessions before 3am. Fat Tony, Maze & Masters + guests.
Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, N16 7XB. 9pm-1am. FREE b4 11pm/£5 after, NUS £3. The Dalston basement of decadent disco invites all students for a night of pished revelry.
Ted’s TV/TS Night at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Road. 7pm-2am. £5. The night for fellas in frocks and their admirers.
#GetLaid at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-3am. £3 entry, free entry for members. Hot tunes, play area and you might get laid.
Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2. 6pm-3am. FREE. Pop sounds and floor fillers.
QX & THT present Drag Roast starring Maisie Trollette RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 7pm, show 8:30pm, Tickets £10. TONIGHT: Jimmy Trollette, Miss Jason & Dave Lynn lend their best insults to the night in a roast hosted by La Voix.
Room Service at 49 Greek Street, Soho, W1D. 10pm-3am. Don’t you dare miss this fiercely social, sexy club spot, playing edgy and upfront house. Expect hot gogo eye candy and hosted by fab scene faces. Get snapped by the legendary resident papper!
BARS & CABARET
The Family Fierce at Bloc Bar, 18 Kentish Town Road, Camden, London, NW1 9NX. 5pm-1am Bringing the queer back into Camden, with alternative talent and full queerlesque every week.
G-A-Y Bar at 30 Old Compton Street. 12pm-2am. Free entry. Popular pop music bar with non-stop hits on the screens and a fun, flirty atmosphere.
CJ Live on Piano at BJ’s White Swan 556 Commercial Road, E14 7JD. 5pm-2am. Open Mic night followed by DJ Demon.
Offical Room Service Pre-Party at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1. 4pm-4am. Thursday’s are the new Friday’s at Soho’s intimate bar/club spot with the most amazing DJ booth in town.
Scott Alan & Lucie Jones at Hippodrome at Leicester Square, WC2H 7JH. Tickets from £10. London’s biggest night out. TONIGHT: Scott Alan & Lucie Jones.
Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. From 8pm. Weekly dance session at the popular Soho bar.
Dr Woof’s Thursday Surgery at Kazbar, 50 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UL. 4pm-3am. Free. Dr Woof presents his weekly cabaret turn at the funky Clapham bar.
Tasty Tim’s Takeover Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-midnight. One of Soho’s best loved traditional gay pubs, always busy and always friendly. DJ Tasty Tim plays the delicious tunes.
Quiz Night at The Roebuck, 84 Ashmole Street, SW8 1NE. 8pm onwards. £1 entry. Cash prizes to be won at The Roebuck for their awesome Quiz Night.
Two Brewers, 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. Bar open 4pm-2am. FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Popular South London cabaret/club spot. TONIGHT: Titti La Camp.
The Culinary Debate: Wine vs Beer at Counter, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1SR. from £40 per head. Whether you’re a well-crafted beer or a a connoisseur of the grape head down for a 5-course dinner.
Gossip at West 5, Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 8pm. FREE. Ealing’s hugely popular club, bar and cabaret spot.
Backing The Stars at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. Popular central London karaoke fun with Kevin Walsh. Showtime at 8pm.
The Edge at 11 Soho Square, Soho, W1D 3QE. 4pm-late. Last entry 1am. Soho’s multi-floored gay wonder.
Quiz Night at the City of Quebec at 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. 12pm-3am.
Your Dirty Diary – Thursday 17th September
TV/TS Party Night at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Road, W14 9NS. 7pm-2am. £5. A horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.
Vault: Cruise/Stripped at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. CRUISE (1-7pm. £7). STRIPPED (7pm-1am. £8). Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get nude and rude. Strictly naked, except footwear.
#GETLAID at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-3am. £3 entry after 10pm, free for members. Cruise spaces to explore with darker, deeper beats to play to.
The Underground Club, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. PANTS (1-6pm) Underwear fun. SPANKZ (6pm-10pm) CP night for rougher, tougher play. Followed by COME TO DADDY (10pm-2am).
The Hoist Arch 1 & 2, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RH, SM GAYS, 8pm-12am, no dress code.