Aviator shades. Check. Denim hotpants. Check. Half-drunk bottle of Sainsburys Basics rum. Check. Sense of irony. Check. That checklist could only be for two events…Ibiza Pride or Haggerston Pride. Haggerston doesn’t have a pride (John Sizzle’s ears prick up, Pritt Stick at the ready) so yes, you guessed it, it’s IBIZA PRIDE.
The concept of Ibiza Pride is actually quite daunting. Can you IMAGINE. Ibiza’s mad enough as it is without adding tens of thousands of gays to the mix. We never know when to stop (and we caaaaan’t stop). It’s going to be insane! And not just, like, “oh I got too drunk and woke up in a strange bed” insane. More like “WHY WAS PARIS HILTON AT THAT CHILLOUT?” insane. It’ll be a lock-stock jock-strap helter-skelter glissade of biceps and bass, twinks and drinks, yachts and YAAAAS.
It’s scheduled to run from 8-12July and it’s sponsored by Scruff and Facebook, with events, parties and happenings at world-famous venues like Space, Ushuala and Privilege. Rebeka Brown is performing (we love her, she’s got a single called Big Bad Bitch #BBB – NEED WE SAY MORE?) along with infamous DJ’s like Javier Gonzalez, Dandy and Elias.
“The whole thing is going to be too much fun. You deserve it, quite frankly.”
As well as all THAT, there’s a massive event called Animal Park on the 10that Benimussa. It’s sort of a cross between a zoo and a nightclub, complete with swimming pools, fountains, food stands and the “Seal Pit”, which has actual seals in it. The Seal Pit is located just next to the Chill Out Zone. Would seals chill you out or just make you more jittery? They’re quite calming actually aren’t they.
Anyway the whole thing is going to be too much fun. You deserve it, quite frankly.
• Book your tickets immediately at www.ibizagaypride.es