06/03/15: A:M
A:M is inviting East London deck wizard Nic Fisher to work his special magic on an opening set, as A:M resident D’Johnny prepares to play one of his legendary all night long sets! The terrible twosome of Terry Bryan and Fabio Luigi will be doing a Janet Jackson and taking control of the commercial room for a heavenly homo house party.
Protocol, 6a South Lambeth Place, Vauxhall, SW8 1SP. 11pm-11am. £3 before 1am with QX advert, £7 before 6am with QX advert, £12 others.
06/03/15: HOMOSTASH
Show us ya tash! Those moustachioed man-lovers are back at a newly refurbished Moustache Bar! Expect a crossover of Tech House, IDM, NuDisco through to late-night Techno. Plus, its resident DJ Tafanik’s birthday, so be sure to go and lay a smacker on that hairy upper lip of his and watch out for a surprise porn/art screening!
Moustache Bar, 58 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB. 10:30pm-3am. £6, £4 with REAL moustache.
07/03/15: LEGION
It’s time to enlist! Join Legion’s techno army, with a battalion of bomb-ass DJs who intend to bring you to your knees this weekend. Surrender yourself to the sounds of Grego After All, Red Pig Flower, Twang and their general, Ursula Snakes WILL BE dropping beat bombs all night. Step into the techno cave, soldier!
Vogue Fabrics, 66 Stoke Newington Road, N16 7XB. 10pm-3am. £5.
07/03/15: G-A-Y ‘LIVING FOR LOVE’ – MADONNA ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY
Whip off that bloody cape and get down to Heaven for a night with the girls gone wild! It’s the official Rebel Heart album launch party! Every time the rocket pyros (ooooh!) go off, a Madge hit will have you spinning around the dancefloor… or falling down the stairs. Plus, watch out for that balloon drop, with vouchers inside for lucky boys to claim a Material Girl prize!
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG. 10.30pm-5am. Discount entry wristbands available from G-A-Y Bar.
07/03/15: SONGS OF PRAISE ‘HOMOELECTRIC’
Make like Diane-Louise Jordan and grab your hymn book, because Songs of Praise are supplying you with another sensational pop sermon! Resident party boys The Sugalow Boys, David Oh and Neil Prince will also be joined Jamie Bull for a pop-up edition of HOMOELECTRIC. Plus, that filthy filly, the Duchess of Pork, will be spurting smash hits all over your face in Room 3
East Bloc, 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 10.30pm-6am. £5 before 11.30pm, £10 after.
07/03/15: XXL ‘LEATHER’
Strap up and buckle down, daddy, because XXL is going hell for leather this weekend! Expect big tunes from their world-class DJs and even bigger boys, who’ll be more than happy to help you out of that harness at the end of the night. Or even halfway through in the cruise space, if you fancy.
Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza , South Bank, SE1 9UF, 10pm-7am. £8 members, £15 OTD.
07/03/15: MR. INTL
All star cast shake the ‘Superstore out! Andy Butler of Hercules & Love Affair is joined by Sasa and Ha-ze Factory in the basement. Upstairs, its time for the Hot Boy Dancing Spot crew to take over as Jonjo Jury and Hello Mozart take over the decks.
Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB, 9pm-late.
07/03/15: SAVAGE
The Sink the Pink queens have turned SAVAGE and taken over the hetero house of hormones, Metropolis Strip Club for a fabulous new weekly soiree! Step into the Vegas-chic stripper paradise and enjoy the delights of a two-storey pole! A jeep in a wet room! A bloody beach, dears! Plus, the kweens of the scene playing a tombola of disco, house and slutty party tunes from DJs Raf Daddy, Jonjo Jury, Josh You Are, Gaff-E, Severino and more.
Metropolis Strip Club, 234 Cambridge Heath Road, E2 9NN, 11pm-5am. £5.
09/03/15: POPCORN CHROME
Popcorn Chrome is guaranteed to be a huge night for your Monday evening to sizzle up your party-going nightlife into a virtual clubbing frenzy! Giving it to you large on the dancefloor include DJs Adam Turner, Neroli, Paulo Moreno, Keyth David, Trex, Nick S and Zach Burns.
Heaven, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG. 11pm-5.30am. Discount entry wristbands available from G-A-Y Bar.
12/03/15: G-A-Y PORN IDOL with KATIE HOPKINS
The Queen of Mean, Katie Hopkins, will be unleashing her acerbic tongue on your private parts at G-A-Y Porn Idol on Thursday 12th March, alongside resident drunken judges Baga Chipz and Mary Mac! Are you brave enough to strut your stuff for the £100 cash prize?
Heaven, under the Arches, Villiers Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 6NG. 10.30pm-5am. Discount entry wristbands available from G-A-Y Bar.