
CLUBS & EVENTS
Hard-Up Mondays at Sweatbox, 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. Under 25s FREE all day, £16 others. Finding Mondays hard to handle? Relieve the pressure with this discounted day for under 25s (ID required) at Soho’s only gay sauna.
The Big Bingo Show at RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 5HY. Doors 7pm. Eyes Down 8.30-10.30pm. FREE. £1 per game. Timberlina and Hey Baylen roll their balls out for their weekly bonkers bingo sesh. Banter and barmy bingo, plus dancing.
Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, 30 Lisle Street, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE. DJs play the weekend out on a wave of hot pop.
Popcorn at Heaven, Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 11pm-5.30am. £4 b4 1am, £5 after, £8 after 2am. FREE with wristbands from G-A-Y Bar b4 1am. Massive mixed mash-up with four rooms of top sounds, from upfront, progressive house to chart hits, via R&B tuneage. Perfect polysexual party to start the week as you mean to go on. TONIGHT: Boys, Beer and Burgers party!
G-A-Y Late at 5 Goslett Yard, of Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm-3am. Late night dancing spot for pure-pop enthusiasts doing the funky chickens.
Cruise Control at Eagle, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-3am. Free for members, £3 guests. Cruise spaces to explore with darker, deeper beats to play to.
BARS & CABARET
Jack! Sissy That Stalk! at the RVT, 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. Doors 6.30pm. Show 7pm. £15 advance. The deranged alternative take on classic British panto. Starring Andy McCleod, Lucy Frederick, Myra DuBois, Ginger Johnson and Harry Clayton Wright.
Rupert Street at 50 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 6DR. The trendy Soho drinking spot celebrates with 2-4-1 classic cocktails all day!
The Edge at 11 Soho Square, Soho, W1D 3QE. 4pm-late. Last entry 1am. Soho’s multi-floored gay wonder.
Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-11.30pm. The real queen of Soho. Bar £2.50 on popular drinks from 5pm.
Bingay at Manbar, 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, WC2H 0NE. 8pm-11pm. Free. £5 to play. Mitzi Macintosh hosts this fundraiser for Cancer is a Drag. Outrageous antics promised, sing-alongs, lewd bingo calls and more.
Backing The Stars at Halfway 2 Heaven, 7 Duncannon St. WC2. 7.30pm. Karaoke with singer Kevin Walsh on hosting duties.
Karaoke at The City of Quebec, 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. 12pm-2am. Stevie Tee hosts the singing fun at the famous gay boozer in Marble Arch.
Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 5pm-2am. FREE b4 10pm/£3 after. The landmark south London cabaret, bar and club. TONIGHT: Mrs Moore’s weekly cabaret session.
The Old Ship at 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.
The George & Dragon: Piano Bar at 2 Blackheath Hill, SE10 8DE. 8pm-2am. FREE. Greenwich’s long-running south London local pub.
Your Dirty Diary – Monday 29th December
The Underground Club at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. PANTS (1-6pm) BUTT NAKED (6pm-10pm) Strip down and get off with like-minded guys. HARD CRUZ (10pm-1am, free entry) Hard cruzing for horny guyz.
Hard-Up Mondays at Sweatbox, 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. Under 25s FREE all day, £16 others. Finding Mondays hard to handle? Get a load off. Free for under 25s (ID required) at Soho’s only gay sauna. Plus, free HIV testing and Hep vacinnations by the 56 Dean Street boys (5-9pm).
Pleasuredrome at Arch 124 Cornwall Road, Waterloo SE1 8XE. Open 24/7. £15, £12 under 25 with ID. FREE towel. Cruise day and night with plenty of rooms to play. Licensed bar.
Sportswear/Cruise at Ted’s Place, 305a North End Rd, W14. 7pm-midnight. £3. Football shorts freaks, Speedo lovers, basketball tops (and bottoms), rugby buggers and trackie sluts unite!
Vault: Cruise/Stripped at Vault, 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. CRUISE (1-7pm. £7). STRIPPED (7pm-1am. £8). Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise session first before naked time (except footwear).
Cruise Control at Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-late. £3 entry, free for members. Cruise spaces to explore with darker, deeper beats to play to.