New Year’s Eve at Dalston Superstore featured Little Gay Brother’s glitziest of glam-fests Studio 54 party, that should have been re-titled ‘Studio Fifty-Whore’ given the slut drops that were taking place in the Laser Basement and the sheer number of sexy muthafukking boys that were propping-up the ground floor bar all night. Jesus, we woz dripping from our manpons at the sight of it all!
And cuz one night is not enough, and just cuz the sun’s up is no reason to stop partying, spreadin’ the word that a new year’s day had dawned, those heel-stompin tranny-vangilistas untangled their panties from their cracks to wave them in the air for Sissy Pantychrist on 1st January.
With their melee of hardcore fans who refused to let the celebrations die down long after most of us wimps were fast asleep, all the regulars came out in full force and shook us like babies as they manned the decks, manned the bar and manned the men.
Jaqui Potato, Jonjo, Mikki Most, Cathal and JonBenet Blonde lovingly bitch-slapped us into 2014. Outside punters huddled in the freezing queue straining to catch a glimpse of the madness inside.
“Oh we just had to come,” gushed a starry-eyed Bradley Sander of Leicester. “This is the only way to start the New Year right.” One can only dream of what fresh delights they have in store for us in 2014.
Dalston Superstore, 117 Kingsland Road, E8 2PB
Words by Tom Redkid
Photos: Little Gay Brother presents Studio 54 by Gabriel Love, Sister Pantychrist by Chris Jepson