The woodcutters (and no doubt the wood-suckers) are getting themselves to XXL this Saturday for some lumberjackin’ fun. We’ll be wearing dungarees with no knickers and maybe a checked shirt (that we’ll lose before we hit the dance floor, obviously). Watch out for heavy logs. TIMBER! And if we’re on fours in the cruise maze, we’re just cleaning up sawdust, OK?
Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, Southbank, SE1 9UF. 10pm-7am. Members £8, guests £15.