It’s been a while since we’ve had gratuitous hot men in the magazine! Well actually, it hasn’t. Last week we did. And the week before. And the week before that.
But you know what, there’s nothing wrong with that. Excuse us for trying to bring a little beauty into an ugly world. Even if it is for no reason.
Granted, it’s silly and superficial, but then so are we *tosses hair* We’ve been known to have some serious stuff in the magazine too, but we don’t want to take ourselves TOO seriously. We’re available for free in saunas for christ’s sake. And bars. So you’re probably drunk reading this now. Couple of beers in are we? Thought you’d have a flick through QX? Aw. We’re touched. AND NOW HERE’S SOME MEN FOR YOU TO TOUCH. Or at least think about touching.
MYKKI BLANCO
After going into hiding (and, allegedly, trying his hand at investigative journalism) Mykki Blanco is BACK, gracing magazine covers and dominating the Spotify hip-hop charts. The queer rapper is known for changing his look, genre and personal pronouns on quite a regular basis. Which we love! Keeps people on their toes. Anyway he’s gorgeous, no matter what incarnation he steps out in. At the moment he identifies as male, which is why he’s on the list. Otherwise, he’d still be on it, but it’d be called “Gratuitous Hot People.” So there ya go.
MATT CZUCHRY
Oooh, hello Matt! He’s best known for playing brooding twink lawyer Carey in The Good Wife, which is probably one of the best TV shows ever made. Give it a watch when you next have a few hours to kill, it’s flawlessly made and totes entertaining. He’s one of the top actors in it! And we’d like to top him. Sorry, couldn’t resist that one, it was right there.
MARCOS BRITO
Also known as gay London rapper and DJ, QBoy! Hey Marcos! We’ve got a crush on you! We’ll put a spell on you! Actually that’s perfect, it’s Halloween soon so we can dress up as the Sanderson Sisters and turn up at his house and sing that. As well as being GORGEOUS, Marcos is a lovely person. His night R & She is bangin’ and he’s just released a new visual EP called QING. Ooh and it was his birthday last week. Happy birthday babes!
DALLAS WADE
Now, we’ve included two pictures of Dallas Wade, because one just wasn’t enough. He’s part of the America’s Next Top Model alumni. We feel like he’s an absolute fucking tiger in the bedroom. Look at him! You’d be exhausted by the end of it. Stock up on the poppers and Viagra, you’re in it for the long haul.
LUKE EVANS
Luke Evans has shown that you can be a gay Hollywood star! He’s been cast in some major blockbusters, most notably The Hobbit movies (which were shite but whatevs). More recently, he’s been in The Girl On The Train, in which he’s, like, well fit. In fact, we review it on page [?] and describe him as “rectum-twitchingly sexy”. What a phrase! True though. Twitchy twitch.
JOSHUA SASSE
Kylie’s fiancée! Well done Kylie. Ya done good girl. Joshua Sasse looks like the perfect winter boyfriend. We can just imagine cuddling up with him in front of a roaring fire. With a box of chocolates. And a bottle of oaky, expensive red wine. And a gallon of lube. He said he and Kylie aren’t getting married until gay marriage is legal in Australia. Aww!
BRANDON SMITHSON
Brandon Smithson is a mix of young, beautiful and talented. What a bastard. Although actually, we sympathise because we’re also young, beautiful and talented. Just kidding, NO WE’RE NOT! We’re weird, drunk and arrogant. Oh well. Anyway Brandon’s lovely. We interviewed him a few issues ago, all about his new docu-drama Inner Circle, about a group of pals living in LA. Go to his Instagram and pack a lunch.
MIKE COLTER
We love a man with broad shoulders, and Mike Colter has got BROAD. SHOULDERS. And size 13 feet. He probably wouldn’t be able to fit on the Jubilee Line. He’s in Netflix’s new Marvel series, Luke Cage, so he’s no doubt bound for superstardom. Just please don’t make a movie. We’ve had enough fucking Marvel movies. We’ve had more fucking Marvel movies than Princess Julia’s had nights out. And that’s A LOT.