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CLUBS & EVENTS
Le Coq at East Bloc: 217 City Road, Shoreditch, EC1V 1JN. 10.30pm-6am. £5 before midnight, £8 12am-1am, £10 1am-4am, £5 after. East Blocs weekly Friday homosocial. TONIGHT: Guy Williams, Tafkanik & Martyn Fitzgerald.
A:M at Protocol: 6a South Lambeth Place, SW8 1SP. 11pm-11am. £4 before 1am, £8 b4 6am with QX ADVERT/NUS/Conc, £13 others. The original Saturday morning afterhours beast that continues to light up the weekend. TONIGHT: Lee Harris, Gonzalo, Terry Bryan, Paul Heron & more.
Acidman at Dalston Superstore: 117 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB. 9pm-3am. Free b4 11pm/£5 after. TONIGHT: Fidel and Julian Murariu are back by popular demand. American & European house and techno.
Men Inc. with Andy Barbi & Little John at Eagle London: 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm -3am, 9pm-3am. Free before 10pm, £5 after. Free for Eagle London members before midnight. The UK’s hottest all-man party! TONIGHT: Andy Garbi & Little John
G-A-Y Camp Attack at Heaven: Villiers Street, WC2N 6NG. 10pm – 5am. 70’s, 80’s and 00’s pop in London’s biggest homosexual dance club!
Wrong at Union: 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, SE1 7TP. £10, 1am-1pm (Saturday morning). Tech House and Techno all night long.
Femsesh! at The Glory: 281 Kingsland Road, Haggerston, E2 8AS. Doors 5pm, show 9pm, club 10pm-2am. Free b4 10pm, £5 after. TONIGHT: Lewis G Burton & DJ Jacqui Potato
Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street: 30 Lisle Street, Leicester Square, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE b4 11pm, £5 after. Pop perfection and hot floor fillers as Ku’s hot 3 spin the tunes in its downstairs basement club spot.
The Lipsinkers at RVT: 372 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5HY. 9pm-4am, show 10pm. £8/£6, £5 after 12am. London’s largest showcase of Drag, Burlesque and Variety. TONIGHT: The Lipsinkers with their hour long two part show.
G-A-Y Late: 5 Goslett Yard, off Charing Cross Road, WC2. 11pm – 3am. Free entry. Hot pop sounds, drinks specials, cute guys and a pop perfect atmosphere.
Dark Disco at VFD: 66 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, N16 7XB. 10pm-3am. £5 advanced, £8 OTD. The darkside of the eighties. TONIGHT: The Smith’s & Morrissey Parties in the UK presents The Cure Party.
BARS & CABARET
Pop Box at Bloc Bar: 18 Kentish Town Road, Camden, London, NW1 9NX. 12pm-3am, Free b4 10pm, £5 after. Come let our beard down at the end of the week. TONIGHT: Beary Carey & Tasty Tim
Ku Bar Soho: 25 Frith Street, WC1D 5LB. Open ‘til 3am. Ku Bar’s little brother stretches across two floors for that perfect Soho warm-up drinking session and a little dance with downstairs DJs.
G-A-Y Bar: 30 Old Compton Street. 12pm-2am. Free entry. Popular pop music bar with non-stop hits on the screens and a fun, flirty atmosphere.
RuggerCub at Two Brewers: 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. 10pm-4am. FREE b4 10pm, £8 after. South London’s legendary club & bar. TONIGHT: La Voix, Sandra & Sum Ting Wong, plus DJ Little John & DJ Demon
Funky Friday at BJ’s White Swan: 556 Commercial Road, E14 7JD. 5pm-4am.
The Yard: 57 Rupert Street, Soho, W1D 7PL. Open till 1am. FREE. Renowned as one of Soho’s most unique and popular destination venues, with terrific outdoor space.
West 5: South Ealing, Pope’s Lane, W5 4NB, £25 standard ticket, meet and greet £45. The popular West London club, bar and cabaret spot.
Friday Night Live at Halfway 2 Heaven: 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. 9pm-3am. The central London cabaret hot spot.
Kazbar: 50 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UL. 4pm-1am. Free. Funky Clapham bar with stylish swish.
Comptons of Soho: 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 9pm-2am. The grand dame of Soho. TONIGHT: Rugby World Cup from 4:45pm
Karaoke at Central Station: 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1 9SD. Open from 6pm til 3am or later… FREE The super-friendly Kings Cross bar. DJs ‘til late. Hosted by DJ Chris Reardon
Camp As Hits at City of Quebec: 12 Old Quebec Street, Marble Arch, W1H 7AF. 12pm-3am. Venerable institution of the gay scene rocks out some pop classics for an evening of fun. TONIGHT: DJ Stevie James
The Edge: 11 Soho Square, Soho, W1D 3QE. Midday-3am. Last entry 2am. FREE b4 10.30pm. Four floors of fun! DJs spin a blend of commercial, house, pop and chart remixes. Guilty pleasures upstairs.
Circa: 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. 4pm-4am. Soho’s intimate but packed-out bar/club spot watches Munroe Bergdorf and friends werq the floor!
Friday Night Fever at BackCounter: South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1SR. 12pm-3pm. Kick off your weekend at Counter. TONIGHT: DJ Chillz
Into The Deep & Funhouse at The Village: 81 Wardour Street, W1V 3TG, 5pm-2am. Into the Deep in the basement and Funhouse upstairs with Heidi Liscious and the Go Go’s.
George & Dragon: 2 Blackheath Hill, SE10. 8pm-4am. The friendly Greenwich local. DJ Tony Tim on the decks playing 80s and 90s camp until 4am.
Your Dirty Diary – Friday 2nd October
Eagle London: Men Inc. with Andy Barbi & Little John at 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-3am. Free before 10pm, £5 after. Free for Eagle London members before midnight. The UK’s hottest all-man party.
The Underground Club: Pants/City Boys at 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. Pants, 12pm-6pm, £4 or £2 b4 2pm, underwear fun. City Boys, 7pm-12am, members £6 & non-members £8, shirt & tie required. The original after work suit and tie club.
Ted’s Place: Cruise/Darkroom at 305a North End Road, W14 9NS. 7pm-midnight, £3, horny night in the cruisey basement club in West London.
Vault: Cruise at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. 1pm-1am, £7 b4 7pm/£8 after, free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Horny cruise spot minute’s from the West End.
The Hoist: First Friday Fister Feast at Railway Arch 47c, South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8 1RH. 10pm-3am, lots of fetish guys not only for fisting. Dresscode: Leather, Rubber, Nasty Pig, Sports, Industrial, Uniform or Juck Boots and Socks