As if you needed even ONE reason to hang out at the Hoist. I mean really. There’s a whole host of horny delicacies on offer. Whether you want to be whipped into submission by a Scandinavian Tom of Finland-esque adonis, or be a dominant daddy top to a cute leather slut, you’ll be able to find whatever you want at the Hoist. There’s something for everyone. Like Disneyland! Except with slings and bukkake. Although who knows, maybe Disneyland has slings and bukkake going on too. We wouldn’t put it past Aladdin. We caught up with Hoist head honcho host Unkut Kurt, and he summed up the ten reasons why you should go, and why over the past years it has earned its status as the UK’s best fetish club.
- You can get your rocks off, man! Yep, it’s pretty straightforward. Best of all you don’t need to wipe things clean afterwards like you would do at home – since it is La Hoist there is a good chance that somebody will lick it clean for you afterwards. If that’s your thing….
- It’s London Fetish Week this week! And The Hoist is Europe’s biggest gay fetish club! So there’s plenty of space to roam around in and plenty of opportunities to dress up in rubber, leather, sports wear, skin or whatever your filthy mind tells you to do….
- Again: it is London Fetish Week! THE HOIST has more then 20 special parties and events lined up for this week alone. You’ll be sore by the end of it…
- You can meet Bradley Cooper in there. No really! Rumour has it that quite a few Hollywood hunks sometimes nip down incognito to check out the British beef…never seen anyone famous in there? That’s because they usually wear sexy rubber hoods.
- It’s cool! Those thick-walled Vauxhall Victorian railway arches tend to be refreshingly cool even at the height of summer…so no need to use deodorant. Saves you a trip down to Superdrug.
- You can get your lips or whatever round some huge cocks! Believe me, I know…
- There even is a luxurious swimming pool. The tiled wet area in Bar Berlin – that’s our second super-sexy arch – is HUGE! Check it out especially when rubber is your thing. Or the term “Golden Shower“ means something special to you.
- It’s wall to wall men-only! Always.
- It’s world-famous! They even made a movie about it last year that was in the cinemas. And if you’re more the Netflix type that doesn’t do cinemas, this week is your chance to check out the club for real by going there…
- It’s international! It’s the only gay Fetish club in London that gets the tourists in. Which is rather nice since there is always fresh meat around and plenty of it!
• The Hoist, Railway Arches 47b and 47c, South Lambeth Road, SW8 1RH.