CLUBS & EVENTS
Foam Party at Sweatbox, 1-2 Ramilies Street, Soho, W1F 7LN. 24 hours. £16. If you can’t make the weekend wet fun, why not head down tonight? Relieve the midweek stress! The foam flies at 7, 8 and 9pm.
Ku Klub at Ku Bar Lisle Street, 30 Lisle Street, WC2. 10pm-3am. FREE. The party continues ‘til late in the Ku basement.
XXL at Pulse, 1 Invicta Plaza, South Bank, SE1 9UF. 9pm-3am. Members free, others £3. Midweek, dance, booze and cruise at the world famous club for hunks, chunks, bears and admirers.
BARS & CABARET
The Worst of Scottee at Roundhouse (Studio Theatre), Chalk Farm Road, NW1 8EH. 8pm. Tickets: www.roundhouse.org.uk. Performance artist Scottee hired a psychotherapist and a filmmaker to dig up his past for this show that looks at his past to see where he went wrong. Funny, dark and moving.
Comptons of Soho at 51-53 Old Compton Street, Soho, W1D 6HN. 12pm-11.30pm. Super social pub downstairs, more chilled club lounge upstairs with guest pianist tinkling the ivories.
Two Brewers at 114 Clapham High Street, SW4 7UJ. FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. South London’s famous bar/club.
Wednesday Naughties at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross N1 9SD. 10pm. FREE. Excellent cabaret to fire up your Wednesday evenings. Hosted by Cookie Monstar.
Martha D’Arthur at Halfway II Heaven, 7 Duncannon Street, Charing Cross, WC2N 4JF. From 9pm. Drag Idol winner Martha D’Arthur presents a night of big wigged vocal fun.
The Old Ship at 17 Barnes Street, Limehouse, E14 7NW. Quiz from 9.30pm. Local gay bar in East London’s Limehouse.
Detained at Circa, 62 Frith Street, Soho, W1D 3JN. Open ‘til 1am. Circa goes all-out with the dance, pop and R’n’B remixes every Wednesday. DJs Attack Attack Attack, Kingsley, Munroe Bergdorf and Kris Di Angelis on rotation.
Eagle London, 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Free before 10pm, £3 after. The renowned Eagle Bar is now open seven days a week, come for an after-work tipple, a cheeky midweek night out with the boys or a night cap and cruise on your way home.
Record Box at Manbar, 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, WC2H 0NE. 5pm-3.30am. FREE. DJ legend Hifi Sean presents an eclectic mix of music with anthems, rare and special, B-side and other gems of musical delight.
Mary Mac’s Quiz at West 5, Pope’s Lane, South Ealing, W5 4NB. Open from 8pm. FREE. Mary Mac puts your brain in gear with her weekly quiz.
Your Dirrty Diary
Vault: Cruise/Underwear at 139b-143 Whitfield Street, W1T 5EN. DAY CRUISE (1-7pm. £6) Then UNDERWEAR (7pm-1am. £7) Free drink, cloakroom and re-entry. Get down to your underwear.
The Underground Club at Central Station, 37 Wharfdale Road, Kings Cross, N1. SWEET WEDNESDAY (1pm-1am) Cruising night for TV/TS luvvers. HARD CRUZ (10pm-1am).
Eagle London Cruise at 349 Kennington Lane, Vauxhall, SE11 5QY. 9pm-2am. Members FREE, guests FREE b4 10pm, £3 after. Men-only cruise bar for blokes, bears, and their mates.
Buff at MA1 Backstreet, Wentworth Mews, Mile End, E3 4UA. 7pm-11pm. £8 members/£9 guests (free drink/coat check). Horny, naked cruise party. Heated outdoor ‘naked’ smokers terrace.
N.B.N. at The Hoist, 47b South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, SW8. 9pm-1am. £8.50. If ya like to strip, but prefer to add some boots or a tasteful accessory rather than go full monty.